Noah J Nelson on Thursday, Sep. 12th
Something called Sprayable Energy is coming soon to an online store. It is a topical caffeine spray. That's right. So if you only drink coffee for the energy jolt, and not the taste or experience, you'll soon be able to spray your skin to stay awake.
The pitch is that caffeine permeates the skin, and if sprayed in the neck area, it will get into your bloodstream more steadily, preventing the energy bursts and crashes caused by a venti-sized Starbucks.
Also: what happens if I spray this stuff AND drink a Stumptown Cold Brew stubbie? I'd probably die. No normal human being can withstand that much caffeine.
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